Second Amendment Stove-Reprise, Cisco, Utah, 2013
“The Only Thing That Can Stop a Bad Guy With a Gun…
…is a Good Guy With a Bigger Gun”
On the first day, they attacked the airports. So we put people with guns at the airports and we armed the pilots.
On the second day, they attacked the schools. So we put people with guns at the schools and we armed the teachers.
On the third day, they attacked the shopping malls. So we put people with guns at the malls and we armed the shopkeepers.
On the fourth day, they attacked the hospitals. So we put people with guns at the hospitals and we armed the doctors and nurses.
On the fifth day, they attacked the day care centers. So we put people with guns at the day care centers and we armed the day care center employees.
On the sixth day, they attacked random crowds of people in random places. So we put people with guns on every corner and we made everyone carry a gun wherever they went.
On the seventh day we all rested and we saw that it was good. Everyone, everywhere was armed. We were finally safe.
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