Climate Change and the Liberal Freaks Who Believe In It

Water Abstract #9. Eldorado Springs Canyon, Colorado, 2014

Yep, we all know that this climate change or global warming thing is nothing more than a left-wing, liberal conspiracy to bring down the world’s economies and impose socialism and its evils upon us all.

Leading the charge, as they do in battle, the Pentagon is one of those typical liberal fruitcake organizations that has been wasting time doing ridiculous studies on the effects of climate change and how it may affect their business around the world.

My question: Why in the hell are they wasting time and my tax dollars to study this crap when we all know such change ain’t happening and humans ain’t causing it!? (Look at how cold it was this past winter–evidence enough for me!)

Here are some of those socialist documents the Pentagon has been coming up with in which they acknowledge the important effects of climate change (Gawd, how can they!?):

—An Abrupt Climate Change Scenario and Its Implications for United States Security (October, 2003), by Peter Schwartz and Doug Randall

—Quadrennial Defense Review (QDR) 2010

–Department of Defense, Report to Congress on Arctic Operations and the Northwest Passage (May, 2011)

—Quadrennial Defense Review (QDR) 2014

WONDERFUL BREAKING NEWS: House Directs Pentagon to Ignore Climate Change (thank God someone has some sense in this country! Damn Pentagon commies!)

Not to be outdone, here is a list of other socialist organizations who are turning in to pansies of the liberal left by embracing all that pseudoscience that purportedly supports the global warming ideology:

—Ernst & Young – Third largest services firm in the world by revenue. One of the Big Four accounting firms in the world.

—Lloyd’s of London – Some trifling little insurance and reinsurance organization…

—Munich Re Group – One of the other world’s leading insurers. Warren Buffett, well-known fake capitalist and ardent communist–he supported Barack Hussein, you know–and is one of the leading share holders.

—Swiss Reinsurance Co. Ltd – World’s second largest insurer.

—Allianz – World’s largest insurance company.

—AIG – 38th largest company in the world. Insurance and financial services.

—Marsh & McLennan – 5th largest U.S. diversified financial company.

Damn insurance companies, all of ’em. I’m sure they are using all that false data compiled by the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change just to raise the rates on my South Carolina beach house.

Department of Defense, Pentagon, insurance companies…freaks, all…can’t get more commie, socialist, left-wing, liberal, sissy, than those groups!

Thank God the oil, coal and gas companies are straight with us…WAY much more reliable sources of information in my mind than that world-wide conspiracy of scheming and conniving (so-called) climate scientists!

In fact, maybe we need to look at a way of outlawing ALL science…but I’ll save that for another post.

FINAL NOTE – For those of you who read through this with great enthusiasm and just didn’t quite catch on: Satire Alert.