A Most Elegant Toilet and Urinal Collection

Urinal Portrait, #9, El Bruc, Catalunya, 2025

“Everyone looks at their poop.”

–Oprah Winfrey (b. 1954, an American talk show host, television producer, actress, author, and media proprietor.)

 

“Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.”

–Mark Hoppus (b. 1972, an American musician, songwriter, record producer, and the co-lead vocalist, co-founder, and bassist for the rock band Link-182)

 

Scatalogical Avoidance Syndrome

Oh, we never really talk about it, do we, but it is sooo much a part of our lives–this pooping and peeing thing. No matter whether you are Putin, Trump, Mother Teresa, Ghandi, or the homeless man on the street corner, excrement is a biological fact of life, from the time we shit in our first diaper in the crib until the time we shit in our last diaper in hospice (ah, the circle of Life).

Sorry to be so blunt.

Maybe we don’t like to think about these things because it reminds us of how little difference there is between us and the apes, or even dogs, cats, and lizards.

In honor of this miraculous biological function, I will collect here a sort of “Tour de Caca Portfolio“. Don’t worry, though. There will be no images of actual excrement. I will, instead, try to search out rather pleasant photographs of the most enchanting places of scatalogical repose here in Catalunya.

Enjoy! (And feel free to peruse as you sit on your own comfy home toilet.)

 

The Commodes of Catalunya

All made with the iPhone…

 

Urinal Portrait, #7, Barcelona, 2025

 

Urinal Portrait, #8, Barcelona, 2025

 

Urinal Portrait, #10, Barcelona, 2025

 

Urinal Portrait, #1, Barcelona, 2025

 

Urinal Portrait, #2, Barcelona, 2025

 

Urinal Portrait, #3, Barcelona, 2025

 

Urinal Portrait, #4, Barcelona, 2025

 

Urinal Portrait, #5, Barcelona, 2025

 

Urinal Portrait, #6, Barcelona, 2025

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